I LOVE DIL CHAHTA HAI and LAKSHYA...hence i loved the movies frahan akhtar made... even the first don was pretty classy even though it essentially was supposed to up the original one with Big B...and i waited silently and patiently for mr. akthar to come up with another gem in Don-2...oh im tired of putting the 2 so just presume im just talking about this movie...
I have always loved movies and so in essence i liked a lot of the movies shahrukh did...not a fan but yes some was good...but then this thing got in him what we see in so many celeb wannabes like beiber... they think they are SO cool...well ur wrong shahrukh and everyone else in don...you'll suck donkey dick with extra pudding on the side!
I have lived with inspired movies and inspiration taken to cover up the fact that you copy stuff from everything around you, let alone the west, you dont even leave regional cinema alone.... today i realised that no matter what we cannot be as cool as james bond or jason bourne no matter how hard you try mr.khan! you can have all the copied body language, those gaudy dialogues and a soundtrack right out of casino royale but u forget that people no longer go to a movie leaving their brains at home... we have slapstick comedy for that...the whole movie i just wanted to smack you silly for thinking your so cool...on seeing his driver getting shot he goes ' what a shame, abhi boat mujhe hi chalani hogi' ...when he is told killing him will get them a ticket to sell drugs in europe he looks at the other guy and goes ' yeh waha ka ticket collector hoga'...i can go on like this for the whole movie but i pulled my hair so hard some of my grey cells got pulled in the process and now i have dyslexia and cant even type straight..
why blame him though... he wasnt the only disaster in the movie... priyanka chopra is there na...someone like her who i dint really hate is giving me a pretty good reason to lose it... she was just some chick trying to bone don in the first part so that she could then kill him and avenge her brothers murder...how the hell did she become and interpol officer?? and that too a high ranking one...am i missing something here or has it become as easy as getting an erection in the morning as becoming a law enforcer????!! and those dialogues...who is writing this shit...i didnt even bother looking...fucking disgrace!!! they are trying to be so cool and all they forget the basic gist of the plot every 5 seconds...She needs to make up her fucking mind... i want to kill him,,, no he isnt that bad... maybe he has changed after all....wait he jumped prison.... now i want to kill him again.....wait....oh for christ sake i wish that bullet had been shot right through his head in the first movie...the irony of it we had to deal with a second part coz shahrukh is still alive....and we will never see insane talent like heath ledger...god is a BITCH.
the storyline is a pointless as an 80 year old dick...the other characters as you can guess will get killed by don sometime or the other...the only thing u need to remember is no matter what happens or who you think is don up against...in the end that asshole will live and i will now base my efforts on getting farhan killed to avoid another movie being made for that mofo khan....even though i downloaded it through free wifi i hated it...thats gotta tell ya something...
and one final thing- SHAHRUKH you are DEAD to me for doing one of my favorite moments from 'THE USUAL SUSPECTS'...the moment were kevin spacey just does 'poof' and gone....anything else was fine but that...on this note i think im allowed one lame dialogue as well-Don2 ko dekhna mushkil hi nahi...ah u know the rest.....
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